aries: in the year -1,000,000,000 japan might not've been here
taurus: it's time for [who's gonna be the next shogun] [vote now on your phones]
gemini: [and now i'm going to invade korea, and then hopefully china], he said, and failed. and also died *boom*
cancer: [h i r e a s a m u r a i]
leo: [it's time for w o r l d w a r 1]
virgo: how about s u n r i s e l a n d ?
libra: knock knock. it's Europe, they just want to sell some shit, like clocks, and guns, and [j e s u s]
scorpio: [g o o d f r i e n d s], [t h e i r f r i e n d s a n d o u r f r i e n d s a r e n o t f r i e n d s] , [plustheyreplanningon i n v a d i n g thewhole o c e a n]
sagg: h o w b o u t i d o , a n y w a y
capricorn: knock knock. it's the United States. with huge boats (with guns) (gunboats)
The police walk in and you’re wearing the one on the left. When they tell you he’s dead you gasp daintily, excuse yourself for a moment, then come back in the one on the right.
